certaininequities: (wait what?)
Dr. Norman Osborn II ([personal profile] certaininequities) wrote 2022-04-07 01:01 am (UTC)

<DrOsborn>

I was a New York City billionaire CEO, Emily: I know how to work a fancy party when I have to. Keynote speaker cards I can do, but dating profiles? I don't think I've ever written one. I met my ex-wife at college... I may need some pointers.

I'm sorry. BEHEADED?! What made him even begin to think that was acceptable?
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