Dr. Norman Osborn II (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
certaininequities) wrote2022-01-31 08:43 pm
certaininequities) wrote2022-01-31 08:43 pm
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Overflow - Dib
No, I'm not from outer space, but something I tried to do ended up taking away my memories. It's a long story that I don't want on the network but I can tell you some time if you want.
I'm sorry that person took your tape and your other friend was an alien but I'm really not sure what The Butt On Mercury is slang for or was that a concert? Is that some band I've never heard of?
and
oh.
my father was pretty awful too but this isn't about me. I'm sorry, Dib, this is so much. I shouldn't be reading this many awful things from someone who's your age and I'm sorry that you had to deal with all of that, but ... I hope you can get used to the difference. That you can let people be kind to you.
<AGENT_MOTHMAN>
i mean, wait. not a REAL butt. a rock formation that LOOKS like a butt. on mercury. like the face on mars, but dumber.
they were both part of an ancient alien civilization's planet-sized rocket ship experiments.
i saved the world you know
<DrOsborn> cw uh shitty American societal norms I guess
I'm sorry that no one believes you. Sometimes people do incredible things for the sake of others and no one even knows. Or will. We're told that good deeds are rewarded, but ... the truth is, unless they're done under the right circumstances, for a specific set of reasons: the poor, the wounded, minorities, disaster relief ... no one bats an eye.
The real truth is that the reward isn't the accolade. It's knowing you helped someone hav a better life. I'm ... still adjusting to that, myself.
For what it's worth: if you saved the world all by yourself by flying a planet, I think that's amazing, and I'm proud of you for doing it even without anyone caring.
2/2 because dad text habits
sorry about that.
<AGENT_MOTHMAN> cw intrusive thoughts about head exploding/spontaneous combustion
oh no there's something in my nose
is my head going to explode?? is it going to get even bigger? i hope this isn't my head exploding, or catching on fire, spontaneous combustion is a real problem
my throat feels funny too oh no it's allergies
i bet its allergies
i'm having an allergic reaction
to dr. osborn being nice noooooooooo i don't want to be allergic to people being nice to meeeeeeeeeeee
maybe it's to the typos i dunno
[dib, you're just crying.]
<DrOsborn>
Where are you right now, Dib?
<AGENT_MOTHMAN>
why?
wow i feel really gross wheres the antihistamines i know i got them the last time i was in town to deal with all of the animals in here
-> Action
I found you the antihistamines. And some other things.
no subject
Thagk you, Dogtor Osborb. You shoulb brobably stay away. I thbink -- the nbnicebess -- is mbaking it worse --
[Oh, god! The niceness!! Too much niceness!! What if it kills him?? They say you can kill somebody with kindness! What if this is it?!]