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[certaininequities]

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2/2 because dad text habits

[certaininequities]

have!
sorry about that.

<AGENT_MOTHMAN> cw intrusive thoughts about head exploding/spontaneous combustion

[bigheaded]

ow, my nose feels funny?
oh no there's something in my nose
is my head going to explode?? is it going to get even bigger? i hope this isn't my head exploding, or catching on fire, spontaneous combustion is a real problem
my throat feels funny too oh no it's allergies
i bet its allergies

i'm having an allergic reaction
to dr. osborn being nice noooooooooo i don't want to be allergic to people being nice to meeeeeeeeeeee

maybe it's to the typos i dunno

[dib, you're just crying.]

<DrOsborn>

[certaininequities]

[oh no. this boy.]

Where are you right now, Dib?

<AGENT_MOTHMAN>

[bigheaded]

in my room by the spider pit
why?

wow i feel really gross wheres the antihistamines i know i got them the last time i was in town to deal with all of the animals in here

-> Action

[certaininequities]

[he doesn't even reply to the message: just gets up and goes to the bathroom, gathering up an antihistimine tablet (just in case) and a box of tissues, then makes a detour to the kitchen for a glass of the homemade Gatorade and some snacks before heading down to Dib's room and knocking on the door]

I found you the antihistamines. And some other things.

[bigheaded]

[He's sitting on his bed, nose red, tears bubbling out of his eyes. Dr. Osborn came by, and brought him stuff? Because he's having an allergic reaction?? Oh, no, it's not helping at all--!]

Thagk you, Dogtor Osborb. You shoulb brobably stay away. I thbink -- the nbnicebess -- is mbaking it worse --

[Oh, god! The niceness!! Too much niceness!! What if it kills him?? They say you can kill somebody with kindness! What if this is it?!]