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[certaininequities]

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<DrOsborn>

[certaininequities]

I was a New York City billionaire CEO, Emily: I know how to work a fancy party when I have to. Keynote speaker cards I can do, but dating profiles? I don't think I've ever written one. I met my ex-wife at college... I may need some pointers.

I'm sorry. BEHEADED?! What made him even begin to think that was acceptable?

<e.grey>

[greyaria]

Just popped his head off like a champagne cork!

Aunamee was bidding on Eridanus's husband, and since Eridanus was a troll, he had a biiiiiiiit of a temper. They have an open marriage, so I'm not sure what the problem was, besides Aunamee just kind of being insufferable in general.

Anyway, Aunamee's a lich so no harm done!

<DrOsborn>

[certaininequities]

I'm beginning to think this place is better than a soap opera on certain days.

I'll send you that ... profile thing, soon.

<e.grey> ignore me, just tying up loose ends from my inbox

[greyaria]

You don't know the half of it! And we're the stars! ;)

Anyway, no rush, but still kind of a rush. Don't make me invent something!