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[certaininequities]

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Comments

<e.grey>

[greyaria]

Hey, Norman! I'm signing you up for the date auction! Better get a tux fitted!

<DrOsborn>

[certaininequities]

For the what??

[someone's been a little busy looking after Otto and keeping tabs on Parker, okay?]

Re: <DrOsborn>

[greyaria]

The date auction! At the Gala!

Tell me what you want in the blurb unless you want me to wing it.

Pun absolutely intended.

<DrOsborn>

[certaininequities]

And this is on the Network? I'll have to look it up.

[a couple minutes later:]

God, I haven't seen or been involved in a charity auction in ages, let alone one like this.

How long does the thing need to be?

<e.grey>

[greyaria]

A paragraph? The sort of thing an emcee would use to introduce a keynote speaker but crossed with a dating profile. You want to convince the rich humans in attendance that being seen in public with you is a privilege.

Don't worry, as long as you can behave yourself in public you'll be fine. Last year Eridanus beheaded Aunamee mid-bidding war! That'll be hard to top.

<DrOsborn>

[certaininequities]

I was a New York City billionaire CEO, Emily: I know how to work a fancy party when I have to. Keynote speaker cards I can do, but dating profiles? I don't think I've ever written one. I met my ex-wife at college... I may need some pointers.

I'm sorry. BEHEADED?! What made him even begin to think that was acceptable?

<e.grey>

[greyaria]

Just popped his head off like a champagne cork!

Aunamee was bidding on Eridanus's husband, and since Eridanus was a troll, he had a biiiiiiiit of a temper. They have an open marriage, so I'm not sure what the problem was, besides Aunamee just kind of being insufferable in general.

Anyway, Aunamee's a lich so no harm done!

<DrOsborn>

[certaininequities]

I'm beginning to think this place is better than a soap opera on certain days.

I'll send you that ... profile thing, soon.

<e.grey> ignore me, just tying up loose ends from my inbox

[greyaria]

You don't know the half of it! And we're the stars! ;)

Anyway, no rush, but still kind of a rush. Don't make me invent something!